NASCAR

We went on a tour of the Talladega Superspeedway (because why not?). Despite the fact that our tour guide was exactly 2000 years old and didn't seem to speak English and we drove around the track at no more than four miles an hour, it was still pretty cool.

We also got to stop on Victory Lane. Which was admittedly pretty sweet even though I still don't care about NASCAR at all...

I'm a winner. Now where is my champagne?